Was it not a simpler time when boybands roamed the earth? Or does nostalgia have a way of painting a prettier picture? Armed with cubic zirconia earrings, and frosted tips, boybands will always be a guilty pleasure. In modern, somewhat chaotic times like these, what the world needs is a new boyband. Meet 20th century’s newest and upcoming phenomenon, 5 Alive! A boyband like no other. If the New Kids On The Block went into the Backstreets of O-Town, they would feel the heat of 98 Degrees along with five teenage boys dressed like *NSYNC. That’s right, 5 Alive is the ’90s boyband revival meant to prove that a real boyband sings, dances, and wears matching outfits. Unabashed by the stereotype with unrelenting motivation, 5 Alive provides an important first foray into the wild world of hormones. 5 Alive’s music is irresistibly catchy, unapologetic, and licensed to make you dance. 5 Alive is specifically for those that truly appreciate the pure joy that pop songs bring to millions of people around the world. Not all boybands are created equal, but 5 Alive was created to change the world, and boybands will never be the same!
A fitness enthusiast who teaches Zumba by day,
TMZ reports he may have done soft-core porn.
“The Baby Face”
Standing 5 feet 2 inches high,
TMZ reports he may be the lost son of Vanilla Ice.
“The Bad Boy”
Cousin to Davie and owner of the
TMZ reports that he may be dating Tyra Banks.
Discovered singing Disney songs and
TMZ reports he may not be gay at all.
“The Nice Guy”
This uber driver turned boybander
TMZ reports that his microphone is never turned on.